I'd like to be the first to welcome everyone to the new United Socialist States of America!
Today's upholding of the individual mandate in the ACA (and with it the majority of the law at the same time) has given the federal government the authority to force Americans to buy any product they so wish, so long as they attach a fine to it and force payment through your yearly tax bill.
Thank you Justice Roberts, you idiot.
For anyone who is curious, here is the opinion writing from the Court, all 193 pages of it. I don't think even Roberts knows what the heck he was doing, his opinion flipped back and forth so much on the mandate portion.